“I was married to a narcissist,” she said, “and YOU are no narcissist. Narcissists are mean bastards.”
“Well,” I said, “just like there are mean drunks and happy drunks, there are also mean narcissists and happy narcissists . . . and I’m a ‘HAPPY NARCISSIST” whose only mission in life is to spread love and good cheer! But, incidentally, ALL men are bastards, aren’t they?”
She laughed.
Mission accomplished.
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