Our Father
Who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name
Thy Kingdom come
Thy Will be done
On Earth
As it is in Heaven
And give us this day
Our 401 (K) and a safe, secure retirement with leisurely travel and lots of good sex until we’re all in our coffins
And lead us not into a another recession but deliver us all from a, God forbid, Great Depression.
For Thine is The Kingdom,
And The Power,
And The Glory,
And the Republican Party,
Amen!

What?

It doesn’t go that way?

But I swear to God

THAT’s HOW I hear people pray!

Is there another version that you like even better?

Then start praying it NOW,

‘Fore there’s a change in the weather.