Let’s pretend that you are watching Game One of the American League Division Series between the storied New York Yankees and the ridiculously-renamed Cleveland Guardians with your beautiful bride of forty two years.
And let’s pretend that Game One is being played in New York at the new Yankee Stadium and the announcers keep yammering on about how beautiful a night it is for baseball but how bad weather is on the horizon for Game Two.
And let’s further pretend that your beautiful bride of forty two years turns to you and asks with all sincerity, “Don’t they have a roof over Yankee Stadium?”
And let’s finally pretend that you had given your bride’s honest question a second’s consideration (instead of an immediate incredulous gasp) and had then lovingly answered her back, “I don’t know, Sweetie . . . but if they don’t, they SHOULD!”
What a wonderful, WONDERFUL WORLD this would be!
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